Total Medals Earned: 91 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/75 points)
Get the beer
Get the bow and the arrows
Beat the troll
Open the passageway in the cave
Repair the ship
Catch the dinosaur
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/60 points)
Destroy the town hall in the final level.
Complete the game!
Find 16 muffins!
Find 32 muffins!
Find Lyra (or her sister) in 10 of the levels!
Find 48 muffins!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (85/145 points)
Find 24 muffins!
Derpy loves to press red buttons!
Find the Mirror Pool so Derpy can go for a swim!
Find Lyra in 11 of the levels!
Complete the game.
Find Derpy's horn and turn her into an Alicorn Princess!
Find 72 muffins!